Thu. Feb 9th, 2023

I would like to start out issues off immediately by apologizing to the NFL. After they determined to vary the identify of “Wild Card Weekend” to “Tremendous Wild Card Weekend,” I assumed it was going to be the most important advertising failure since Crystal Clear Pepsi, however I used to be fallacious, as a result of the soccer we bought over the weekend was Tremendous Wild. 

That being mentioned, if anybody from Pepsi is studying, are you able to carry again the crystal clear stuff, as a result of I truly appreciated it. One factor I do not like although is making an attempt to choose video games within the divisional spherical. The important thing to selecting divisional video games is to not overthink it, which may very well be robust for me as a result of I overthink the whole lot. I imply, I as soon as spent 4 days considering over a chess transfer and I wasn’t even taking part in anybody.

The rationale you do not wish to overthink issues within the divisional spherical is as a result of the house crew often dominates. Over the previous 10 years, house groups have gone 29-11, which principally means we’re getting a mean of roughly one upset per yr, which suggests I ought to most likely decide no less than one upset this week. 

However, house groups went 1-3 final yr, so perhaps I have to get wild and decide all upsets. Crap. I actually simply informed myself to not overthink my picks this week and right here we’re, one paragraph later, and I am already overthinking them. 

So will I truly decide any upsets this week? Let’s get to the picks and discover out. 

Really, earlier than we get to the picks, here is a fast reminder you can take a look at the weekly picks from each NFL skilled by clicking right here. If you happen to click on over, you may discover that I went 5-1, which I might brag about, however I can not, as a result of two of our guys went 6-0. 

If you happen to’ve ever puzzled what it might be like to hang around with me and watch soccer, then be sure to head to our Decide Six YouTube web page. I’m going dwell on YouTube with Will Brinson and Ryan Wilson after each playoff recreation and it is a good place to make enjoyable me for lacking picks.  

Alright, I’ll give up stalling so we are able to get to the picks. 

Divisional spherical picks

No. 4 Jacksonville (10-8) at No. 1 Kansas Metropolis (14-3)

Saturday, 4:30 p.m. ET (NBC) 

Featured Recreation | Kansas Metropolis Chiefs vs. Jacksonville Jaguars

I believe I’ve mentioned this earlier than, however I’ll say it once more, there are three ensures in life: Demise, taxes and Andy Reid successful off the bye. Since I am not useless and I have not paid taxes since 2001, I do not know a lot about these first two issues, however I do know sufficient to by no means decide in opposition to Reid when his crew is coming off a bye. 

In his 24-year teaching profession, Reid is 28-5 coming off a bye, together with playoff video games. He is been so unbeatable that Ryan Wilson, Will Brinson and I as soon as wrote a track about it. Nevertheless, as you may discover under, we did not put a lot effort into singing it or writing it, and it is not very catchy. 

Hopefully, Rihanna will sing our track on the Tremendous Bowl halftime present in order that America will lastly have the option totally respect our musical genius. 

As for Reid’s success off the bye, should you solely embrace the video games the place Reid has had Patrick Mahomes, then he is truly even higher. Mahomes has a profession report of 9-1 off the bye and the Chiefs have averaged 30.1 factors in these 10 video games. 

In fact, if there’s one one that can beat Andy Reid coming off a bye, it would simply be Doug Pederson and that is as a result of he is aware of Reid higher than anybody. The Jaguars coach spent 10 years with Reid, together with three as a participant in Inexperienced Bay (1997-99) and 7 as an assistant coach, with 4 of these coming in Philadelphia (2009-12) and three in Kansas Metropolis (2013-15). In brief, Pederson is just not going to be intimidated going into Kansas Metropolis and he isn’t going be intimidated by the truth that persons are writing songs about Andy Reid.

The Jaguars have sufficient firepower to maintain this shut so long as Trevor Lawerence would not do something loopy, you realize, like throw 4 interceptions within the first half. Though I believe the Jags will be capable to cling with the Chiefs, I can not decide the upset right here. My most important concern with the Jags is that their largest weak spot on protection is stopping tight ends and that is not a weak spot you wish to have if you’re going through Kansas Metropolis’s offense. 

The Jaguars surrendered 1,087 receiving yards to tight ends this yr and 13.1 yards per reception to tight ends, which have been each the third-worst within the NFL. Travis Kelce may need 300 receiving yards by the point this recreation is over. If the Jags go all-out making an attempt to close down Kelce, then that may nearly definitely open different issues up for everybody else on the Chiefs’ offense. 

The Jags are going to have to choose their poison and it should result in a gradual demise, which brings me again to my authentic level: The one issues assured in life are demise and Andy Reid successful off the bye, and taxes, I suppose, however provided that you truly pay them. (And if anybody from the IRS is studying this, I truly love paying taxes. It is actually one in every of my three favourite issues about dwelling on this nation).

THE PICK: Chiefs 31-24 over Jaguars
File selecting JAX-KC video games this season: 1-0
File selecting Jaguars video games this season: 8-10
File selecting Chiefs video games this season: 16-1

No. 6 N.Y. Giants (10-7-1) at No. 1 Philadelphia (14-3)

Saturday, 8:15 p.m. ET (Fox)

Featured Recreation | Philadelphia Eagles vs. New York Giants

On paper, this recreation looks like it might flip right into a blowout: The Eagles have the higher offense, the higher protection and a wholesome Jalen Hurts is best than Daniel Jones. And as I mentioned earlier, I’m NOT going to overthink issues this week and essentially the most notable factor about this recreation is that these two groups have already performed twice this season with the Giants getting outscored 70-38. 

When two division rivals meet within the playoffs, I do not essentially take note of what occurred in the course of the common season, however on this recreation, it is form of arduous to disregard. The Eagles blew out the Giants twice this yr with wins of 48-22 and 22-16, and sure, I rely that second rating as a blowout as a result of it was 19-3 halfway by means of the fourth quarter.

Apparently, it is presupposed to be robust to beat a crew 3 times in a single season, however I wished to search out that out for myself, so I made a decision to truly do a little analysis (This truly simply includes me emailing our analysis division, so there’s probably not an excessive amount of work concerned on my finish, so do not feel sorry for me). 

Anyway, since 1970, a complete of 24 groups have gone 2-0 in opposition to a divisional opponent within the common season after which confronted them once more within the playoffs and people 24 groups have gone 15-9 within the third recreation, which suggests 62.5% of the groups have completed the three-game sweep, however that additionally implies that the 0-2 crew has received the third recreation 37.5% of the time, and I believe what I am making an attempt to say right here is that I simply did all that analysis for nothing, as a result of that is not sufficient data to assist me decide this recreation. 

The Eagles are an enormous favourite, however I am undecided if I can belief them proper now due primarily to the truth that I watched them play three straight unhealthy video games to finish the season. 

Week 16: Eagles lose 40-34 to the Cowboys. Sure, Gardner Minshew was beginning, however he would not play protection and the protection bought gashed for 40 factors by the Cowboys. Week 17: Eagles lose 20-10 to the Saints. On this spot, they misplaced a house recreation to a crew that ultimately completed the season with a dropping report. That is not preferrred. Week 18: Eagles beat Giants 22-16. With the the No. 1 seed within the NFC on the road, the Eagles barely beat a Giants crew that was resting almost all of its starters. I repeat, the Eagles struggled in opposition to the Giants backups. I do know I listed this recreation as a “blowout” somewhat bit earlier, however I am now retracting that assertion. As everyone knows, I am allowed one retraction per picks column.  

By the point this recreation kicks off, Jalen Hurts can have solely performed one recreation over the previous month and he did not look good in that recreation. Additionally, in the course of the Eagles blowout win in Week 14, the Giants have been lacking three starters — DL Leonard Williams, CB Adoree’ Jackson, S Xavier McKinney — who all might have a big impact this week. I imply, simply take a look at what Jackson did to Justin Jefferson in the course of the wild-card spherical. 

If he pulls that off in opposition to A.J. Brown, the Eagles might be in hassle. 

I am not saying the Giants are this yr’s crew of future, but it surely’s form of beginning to really feel that manner. The final THREE instances the Giants have received their opening spherical playoff recreation, they’ve ended up within the Tremendous Bowl and I’ll say they take one step nearer on Saturday evening by stunning the Eagles. 

THE PICK: Giants 23-20 over Eagles
File selecting NYG-PHI video games this season: 2-0
File selecting Giants video games this season: 10-7-1 
File selecting Eagles video games this season: 11-6

No. 3 Cincinnati (13-4) at No. 2 Buffalo (14-3)

Sunday, 3 p.m. ET (CBS)

Featured Recreation | Buffalo Payments vs. Cincinnati Bengals

There is a good likelihood we might see some of the emotional pregames in NFL historical past earlier than these two groups kickoff on Sunday. This recreation might be performed precisely 20 days after Damar Hamlin went into cardiac arrest on the sector in Cincinnati in what was some of the horrifying moments in NFL historical past. 

With Hamlin out of the hospital and now again in Buffalo, it would not be stunning in any respect to see him make an look at Highmark Stadium this week for what might simply find yourself being the perfect recreation of the divisional spherical. If we do not rely the six minutes of soccer that these two groups performed on Jan. 2 — and let’s not — then this would be the first assembly ever between Joe Burrow and Josh Allen. 

If you happen to like offensive fireworks, then that is the sport for you: Each groups ranked within the prime eight within the NFL in factors per recreation, offensive yards per recreation and passing yards per recreation in the course of the common season. Though the Bengals offense struggled in opposition to the Ravens within the wild-card spherical, I am undecided I might learn an excessive amount of into that. Joe Burrow struggled in opposition to AFC North groups this yr, however he dominated everybody else he performed. This is a take a look at how Burrow has performed within the Bengals’ 17 video games, together with the playoffs: 

Joe Burrow vs. AFC North groups (4-3): 257.9 passing yards per recreation, 13 TD, 9 INTBurrow vs. Non-AFC North groups (9-1): 287.9 passing yards per recreation, 23 TD, 3 INT

What this implies is that groups that are not used to taking part in Burrow are getting destroyed by Burrow. The Payments bought a small style of that in Week 17. Though the stats do not rely, Burrow had an ideal QB score (158.3) after beginning 4 of 4 for 52 yards and a TD. 

In fact, it is also price noting that the Payments additionally beat up on non-divisional groups. The distinction is that Allen wasn’t essentially a greater QB in these video games. 

Josh Allen vs. AFC East groups (5-2): 269.3 passing yards per recreation, 15 TD, 5 INTAllen vs. Non-AFC East groups (9-1): 250 passing yards per recreation, 23 TD, 11 INT

The issue with Allen is that he has been turnover machine this yr. Apart from his 16 interceptions, he is additionally misplaced six fumbles, and though I am not good at math, I do know that 16 plus six equals 22, which was essentially the most turnovers by ANY quarterback within the NFL this yr. 

Not solely has Burrow had fewer turnovers, however he is additionally been an objectively higher within the fourth quarter this yr. 

I believe what I am making an attempt to say right here is that if we’re solely wanting on the 2022 season, the quarterback I belief extra on this recreation is Burrow. 

That being mentioned, even when I belief Burrow extra, the Bengals might nonetheless be in some hassle this week and that is as a result of they simply misplaced their beginning left deal with (Jonah Williams). Via the primary 16 weeks of the season, the Bengals have been one in every of simply two groups within the NFL that began the identical offensive line in each recreation, however after dropping Williams, they’ve now misplaced three starters over the previous three weeks, which might make issues dicey (They’ve additionally misplaced proper deal with La’el Collins and proper guard Alex Cappa). Cappa and Williams are each “Week-to-Week,” but it surely appears unlikely that they are going to play. 

The Bengals are 0-3 this yr when Burrow will get sacked 5 or extra instances, however 13-1 when he is sacked fewer than 5 instances, which suggests they simply have to be sure that the revamped offensive line is functioning properly sufficient in order that Burrow would not spend the whole recreation working for his life. 

The final time these two groups performed one another in January got here on the finish of the 1988 season once they met within the AFC Championship, which appears form of becoming, because the winner of this recreation might be headed to the AFC Championship. 

Burrow has NEVER misplaced within the month of January (6-0) in his profession, so I really feel like I’ve to roll with him right here. 

THE PICK: Bengals 27-24 over Payments
File selecting Bengals video games this season: 13-4 
File selecting Payments video games this season: 14-3

No. 5 Dallas (13-5) at No. 2 San Francisco (14-4)

Sunday, 6 p.m. ET (Fox)

Featured Recreation | San Francisco 49ers vs. Dallas Cowboys

This can be a rematch from final yr’s postseason, though I am guessing that the majority Cowboys followers do not keep in mind that recreation as a result of they’ve already repressed the reminiscence to a darkish nook of their mind. Even when Cowboys followers do not bear in mind it, Mike McCarthy undoubtedly does and that is as a result of everybody on the web principally spent six straight months making enjoyable of McCarthy and the Cowboys for the way in which the sport ended.

If you happen to want a reminder on how that recreation ended, here is a fast refresher: 

The Cowboys had no timeouts and no method to cease the clock, however they nonetheless known as a QB draw with 14 seconds left. Individuals on the web do not unite on a lot, however they undoubtedly united to make enjoyable of that decision. In a way, America’s crew introduced America collectively, however I am guessing that is not how they wished to do it. 

The loopy factor about this recreation is that there is undoubtedly an opportunity that it might flip into an offensive shootout. Since Week 7, these have been the TWO HIGHEST SCORING groups within the NFL and that primarily has to do with the truth that each groups had one thing massive occur that week: The 49ers traded for Christian McCaffrey whereas Dak Prescott returned from his harm. 

Though this recreation might flip right into a shootout, it additionally might flip right into a defensive battle and that is as a result of each of those groups rank within the prime 5 for fewest factors allowed in the course of the 2022 season. 

Probably the most fascinating teaching matchup on this recreation undoubtedly includes Kyle Shanahan’s offense going up in opposition to Dan Quinn’s protection. I swear, any time these two guys are on the identical subject collectively, one thing loopy occurs. I am certain everybody remembers the Falcons’ epic collapse in Tremendous Bowl LI. In that recreation, the Falcons head coach was Quinn whereas the offensive coordinator was Shanahan, so I suppose we’ll lastly discover out who we should always blame for Atlanta’s collapse. 

The 49ers have been the most effective groups within the NFL this yr, however I am nonetheless undecided how they are going to look in opposition to a superb crew. The 49ers had the best energy of schedule within the NFL this yr and half their wins got here in a foul division (Together with the playoffs, they went 7-0 in opposition to NFC West groups and 7-4 in opposition to everybody else). Additionally, since Brock Purdy took over the beginning job, the 49ers have not actually been examined as a result of they have not actually confronted any good groups. Purdy has seemed nice, however he confronted 5 groups within the common season that completed with a mixed report of 35-49-1. 

Final yr, the 49ers have been the underdog and I picked them to upset the Cowboys. This yr, I am doing the alternative. Solely 4 rookie quarterbacks — Shaun King, Ben Roethlisberger, Joe Flacco, Mark Sanchez — have ever made it to a convention title recreation and I do not assume Purdy goes to be the fifth. 

And you realize what, I will even say this issues ends with a game-winning subject purpose from the man (Brett Maher) who cannot make an additional level. 

THE PICK: Cowboys 34-31 over 49ers
File selecting Cowboys video games this season: 10-8
File selecting 49ers video games this season: 13-5

Final Week

Greatest decide: Final week, I predicted that the Jaguars would pull off an upset win over the Chargers and guess what occurred? The Jaguars pulled off an upset win over the Chargers. Now, did I do know that the Chargers have been going to choke away a 27-point lead throughout one of many largest meltdowns in NFL playoff historical past? In fact, I did.

That is the Chargers we’re speaking about and there isn’t any crew higher than them at epic collapses, besides perhaps the Falcons, however we are able to argue that one other time. I used to be so certain the Chargers would discover a new, incredible method to lose that I may need willed it into existence. 

I imply, simply take a look at what I wrote in regards to the recreation final week, “This may very well be the craziest recreation of the wild-card spherical… I simply have this sinking feeling that the Chargers are going to discover a method to Charger issues up… I am not precisely certain what is going to occur, however no matter it’s, we’ll all really feel sorry for the Chargers when it occurs, and it’ll solely get extra awkward when Jaxson De Ville celebrates the miscue whereas sporting a speedo.”

The one factor I missed on was Jaxson De Ville celebrating in a speedo, so to make up for that, here is Jaxson De Ville in a speedo.  

As this tweet notes, the Jaguars did not begin to flip round their season till their mascot began sporting a speedo. Perhaps all mascots ought to put on speedos. 

Worst decide: I solely missed one decide in the course of the wild-card spherical and that was as a result of I made a decision to take the Buccaneers over the Cowboys for some cause. If you happen to watched the Buccaneers play in any respect this season, it was fairly clear that their offense was horrible and that that they had no shot of successful within the playoffs. Nevertheless, I talked myself into believing that Tom Brady might in some way will them to a win, however I used to be fallacious. I might say this was Brady’s largest lack of the week, however I would most likely even be fallacious about that since this additionally occurred. 

The ethical of the story right here is that you need to by no means decide a crew to win if their quarterback simply misplaced out on 1.1 million shares of one thing. 

Picks report

Straight up in wild-card spherical: 5-1
SU general in playoffs: 5-1
In opposition to the unfold in wild-card spherical: 3-3
ATS general in playoffs: 3-3

Remaining 2022 common season report
Straight-up: 165-105-1 
In opposition to the unfold: 129-133-9

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