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Ninja Vs. Shark. It’s a film. An actual film, one coming to theaters in Japan subsequent month. It even has an actual trailer, which is with out query essentially the most ludicrously violent, and violently foolish, film trailer I’ve ever seen. Right here is that trailer.
Once more, a warning: This trailer is overflowing with CG blood and it’s affected by dismembered physique elements, each figuratively and actually.
Does something extra really want be stated? Positive, perhaps a extra correct title can be Ninja Vs. Ninja Vs. Ninja Vs. Samurai Vs. Zombies Vs. Extra Ninjas. Vs. Shark, and perhaps the consequences rival Syfy TV motion pictures just like the Sharknado collection. (Which, as I believe we are able to all agree looking back, wanted extra ninjas.) Nonetheless, these are the kinds of particulars that fade into irrelevancy as you watch a shark burst by the bottom in its need for ninja blood. Actually you don’t want this seemingly official plot abstract:
The setting is the Edo interval, when the slaughtered corpses of villagers are discovered on the seashore in Okitsu village, a distant space. Samejiro Mizuchi, the chief of the heresy group Koumashu, makes use of ninjutsu to drive sharks to gather pearls from the villagers as a way to achieve the facility of immortality.
Pissed off by this case, the village chief goes to see Kotaro Shiozaki, a bodyguard at a temple on the outskirts of the village, to ask for assist. Kotaro accepts the job with a reward, however a feminine ninja named Kikuma seems in his path. Kotaro challenges Sameshirou to save lots of the villagers, however what seems in entrance of him is a huge shark that doesn’t appear to be of this world.
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The film stars a bunch of tokusatsu actors from numerous Kamen Rider and Ultraman collection, in addition to a feminine professional wrestler. Ticket bought! Or it might be if I had been in Japan on April 14, when Ninja Vs. Shark premieres. Hopefully, an American VOD launch isn’t too far behind, as a result of I’ll be shocked if this will get a theatrical launch over right here.
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