The ‘Meth Lab Oompa Loompa Lady’ Is Selling Greetings on Cameo for $25

The ‘Meth Lab Oompa Loompa Lady,’ whose real name is Kirsty Paterson, has been through a lot over the past week, but even she wasn’t ready for the latest twist in her story. After being forced to learn an AI-generated script for a disastrous Willy Wonka-themed event in Scotland and facing hordes of hate on … Read more

Man holding drink cup full of meth ‘confidently’ lets warden search truck, officials say

A Texas man was acting calm and collected as a game warden searched his vehicle for drugs, all while holding a cup full of methamphetamine, officials said. The game warden conducted a traffic stop after spotting a pickup truck hauling a trailer with broken lights and “other transportation violations” near Lubbock, the Texas Parks and … Read more

Matthew Perry Autopsy, Initial Tests Negative for Fentanyl and Meth

Matthew Perry’s death was not the effect of a fentanyl or meth overdose, at least that’s what initial tests indicate … TMZ has learned. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ investigators ran a less-in-depth test on Perry which revealed he did not have fentanyl or meth in his system. However, it’s important to note, more in-depth … Read more