Nick Cannon has many titles – dad, TV host, comedian, rapper, actor, and now he’s adding a new title and this one might be the most intriguing one of all.
Cannon, dad to 12 children, made a bold move regarding his family planning by securing a hefty insurance policy on his testicles in a fun collaboration with Dr. Squatch. (Yes, you read that right!)
After using Dr. Squatch’s Ball Valuation Tool, Cannon not only insured his balls for $10 million, but was also awarded the title, “Most Valuable Balls.”
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Nick Cannon Insured His Gonads And Gained A Unique Title!
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Cannon’s collaboration with Dr. Squatch revolves around his balls. (And we’re not talking about his sports balls.)
The dad of many used Dr. Squatch’s Ball Valuation Tool to have his testicles evaluated based on the criteria of size, favorite features, and bedroom performance. The tool awarded him a $10 million valuation, winning him the title of “Most Valuable Balls.”
Recognizing the immense value of such prized assets, Dr. Squatch secured an official policy through MMA/Momentous to provide Cannon’s family jewels and expanding bloodline with robust protection.
And now Cannon hopes to encourage other men to insure their family jewels with Dr. Squatch’s new Ball Care products.
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Nick Cannon Is ‘Doubling Down’ On His ‘Valuable Balls’
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While some say it’s time for the dad of 12 to retire his sperm, he’s not listening to that noise.
“Haters say it’s time for me to stop having kids and put this super sperm to rest, but I’m doubling down on these valuable balls and my future kids,” Cannon said.
“Shoutout to Dr. Squatch for giving my balls the credit they deserve and hooking me up with the protection I need to keep this family tree rolling! Don’t go another day without protecting and caring for your most valuable assets with Ball-to-Ball Coverage through Dr. Squatch’s new Ball Care products.”
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Interested men can check out the Ball Valuation Tool to find out the unique value of their balls and then enroll in Dr. Squatch’s Ball-to-Ball coverage. This “insurance” is achieved through a new Ball Care line that protects those family jewels.
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‘Put Your Balls’ In Dr. Squatch’s Hands!
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“Below-the-belt hygiene is somewhat of a taboo topic for guys, so taking out this insurance policy on Nick’s balls is our way of creating a conversation around how important it is to take good care of your privates,” said John Ludeke, Vice President of Marketing at Dr. Squatch.
“If we can use our signature humor to get guys to feel more confident about down-there grooming, we’re successfully empowering them to live happier and healthier lives – and that’s our number one goal at Dr. Squatch.”
Dr. Squatch’s Ball Care Line includes some high-performance items men need to protect and care for their important parts – Groin Guardian Electric Trimmer, Ball Barrier Dry Lotion, and Beast Wipes.
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“Whether or not your balls are worth $10 million like Nick’s, they deserve the best care and protection that only Dr. Squatch’s Ball-to-Ball coverage can offer via our new Ball Care products,” Ludeke continued.
“The new line promises to protect your boys against embarrassing situations and missed opportunities, helping men to feel and look great. Put your balls in our hands!”
‘How Much Are Your Balls Worth?’
Are you now wondering what your balls (or your partner’s balls) are worth? We know you are!
Dr. Squatch is making it quick and easy to solve that curiosity and find out exactly what your balls are worth. The brand shared the link to their valuation tool on their Instagram page.
Once you click the link, get ready to answer some fun and interesting questions we bet no one has asked you before.
Are one or both of your balls currently insured?Do your marbles have any damage?Are any of your bedroom maneuvers covered by insurance?What’s your favorite thing about your balls?
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These intriguing questions, as well as a few others, need to be answered to get to the value of your favorite nuts. Oh, and there’s a bonus! “If they are worth more than $1.9M+ join our exclusive Ball of Fame,” the website explains.
Nick Cannon’s Oldest Kids Are Now Teens
The “Masked Singer” host’s oldest kids, Moroccan and Monroe, turned 13 on April 30, and he’s just settling into being a dad of teens.
“They’ve been teenagers. They’re super advanced, and I learned so much from them,” Cannon told PEOPLE about his twins, whom he shares with ex-wife Mariah Carey. “I’ve got five years and four years, and they’re in college. So I’m just soaking up every moment.”
One thing that makes Cannon emotional is watching his daughter “turn into a young woman.”
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“I’m watching my daughter turn into a young woman. It breaks my heart every single day,” he said. “I’m watching my son be just like me. And obviously, I got a lot more behind them. So they’re teaching me through this process. I mean, I’ve been learning from them since the day they were born, but really just understanding compassion, understanding really how to just love.”
In addition to the twins, Cannon is also dad to Golden Sagon, Rise Messiah, and Powerful Queen, who he shares with Brittany Bell; twins Zion Mixolydian and Zillion Heir and Beautiful Zeppelin with Abby De La Rosa; Legendary Love with Bre Tiesi; Onyx Ice with LaNisha Cole; and Halo Marie and Zen with Alyssa Scott. Zen passed away at five months old in December 2021 after being diagnosed with brain cancer.