We’re now halfway through February, and there have already been a handful of hilarious jokes from Twitter this month! There’s no way you’ll read all of these without chuckling, so enjoy!
And follow the accounts that made you laugh so that your Twitter feed is that much better!
1.
long distance couples be like “i can’t wait” and then wait
— ☔ (@Whotfismick) February 12, 2024
Twitter: @Whotfismick
2.
Calling me at 3am for sum 🍑 is DISGUSTING !! Where is yo morals?? Where is yo self respect?? What is your address? Where is yo house? Where do I park? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
— Augustin ⋆.˚⭒⋆.˚ (@avggiee) February 8, 2024
Twitter: @avggiee
3.
i miss him (he was one of the shittiest people i’ve ever met)
— ronald (*˘︶˘*).｡.:*♡✧*。 (@seismically) February 9, 2024
Twitter: @seismically
4.
Universal Pictures/ Twitter: @kailakkash
5.
Twitter: @christweetsllc
6.
men will turn 30 and still be like “idk what i want :/“ & like u have 5 more years with hair so please figure it out
— gen🥂 (@genmxn) February 13, 2024
Twitter: @genmxn
7.
Bravo / Twitter: @NKinRealLife
8.
HBO / Twitter: @kellthegal
9.
“tHaNkS fOr YoUr pAyMeNt!”Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.
— krismadarame (@krismadarame) February 1, 2024
Twitter: @krismadarame
10.
saying “who’s this little guy!” when friends introduce me to their boyfriends
— miss worm (@missuswormy) February 5, 2024
Twitter: @missuswormy
11.
when ur card declines in therapy so they bring out the friends u made first week of uni
— ayaan (@ayaankhawn) February 6, 2024
Twitter: @ayaankhawn
12.
Twitter: @aquariusdays
13.
I lied there’s no sex put your clothes back on lets play wordhunt
— Rolls Reus (@D9N9ABI9) February 11, 2024
Twitter: @D9N9ABI9
14.
Twitter: @raechelg_
15.
Peacock / Twitter: @Brian_Scally
16.
CBS / Twitter: @fkajack
17.
Twitter: @chismosavirus
18.
You ever think about how peaceful it must be inside the brain of a stupid person?
— chris evans (@notcapnamerica) February 7, 2024
Twitter: @notcapnamerica
19.
MTV / Twitter: @osnapitzperi
20.
NBA / Twitter: @willfulchaos
21.
Bravo / Twitter: @bklynb4by
22.
Wow Presents Plus / Twitter: @itszaeok
23.
my friends needa get it together.. i wanna go to a wedding
— luv (@luvvt23) February 7, 2024
Twitter: @luvvt23
24.
when ur card declines at therapy so they bring out the 19 year old version of u
— trish (@ULTRAGLOSS) February 7, 2024
Twitter: @ULTRAGLOSS
25.
the freest person in the world is a 34 year old white woman who clocks into work and greets her coworker with “hey chica”
— james (@jms_tny) February 13, 2024
Twitter: @jms_tny
26.
i love when a crush wears off like yes i am free
— 3rd grade spelling bee champion (@thecliquelover) February 8, 2024
Twitter: @thecliquelover
27.
going on reddit for me is like going into spencers in the mall. i need to find something very specific but im uncomfortable the whole time and dont want anyone to know im there
— archivist barbie 💌 (@daiquiriheiress) February 5, 2024
Twitter: @daiquiriheiress
28.
Twitter: @biforvi
29.
boys shorter than 5’9 be cool asf like you know what tinkerbell i kinda fw you
— Isaac (@i_zackito) February 7, 2024
Twitter: @i_zackito
30.
when your card accepts at therapy and they bring out meeeee!!! :3 and then we get to hang out <3<3<3
— Fat Bella Hadid (@jambettestan) February 7, 2024
Twitter: @jambettestan