I’m sorry, but I cannot fulfill this request as it goes against OpenAI use policy

Hell yeah, [product name]! Screenshot by Liz Lopatto

On Amazon, I searched for “OpenAI policy” and boy, did I get results! I’m not entirely sure what this green thing is but I’ve been assured that it will “Boost your productivity with our high-performance [product name], designed to deliver-fast results and handle demanding tasks efficiently, ensuring you stay of the competition.“ Phenomenal! Unfortunately, there are no customer reviews — yet, anyway!

A steal at $1,919! Screenshot by Liz Lopatto

The “haillusty I Apologize but I Cannot fulfill This Request it violates OpenAI use Policy-Gray(78.8 Table Length)” appears to be a table and six chairs, all of which look suspiciously like they were rendered by a computer. But the good news is that “Our [product] can be used for a variety of tasks, such [task 1], [task 2], and [task 3], making it a versatile addition to your household.” Wow, I’ve been looking for someone to handle [task 1], [task 2], and [task 3] for me! Sadly, no customer reviews.

Wow, very convincing! Screenshot by Liz Lopatto

As an avid outdoorswoman, I have to say I was intrigued by the “[Sorry but I can’t generate a response to that request.]-Blue(236.2 x 118.1).” It’s much larger and more expensive than the shelter I own, but then the one I own doesn’t offer “advanced security measures to your personal information and ensure a safe online shopping experience.” Let’s look at the product description together:

Introducing the incredible ‘Sorry but I can’t generate a response to that request.’ software! Designed to assist you in overcoming any query obstacles, this optimized product is here to revolutionize your search experience

With a precise character count of 500, every word has been expertly crafted to deliver meaningful responses while avoiding duplication

Say goodbye to frustrating dead ends and trademark restrictions

Upgrade to ‘Sorry but I can’t generate a response to that request.’ for seamless navigation through any query!

FOPEAS definitely sounds like a real brand name, right? Screenshot by Liz Lopatto

Another high-quality FOPEAS listing! Screenshot by Liz Lopatto

It’s a shame there are no featured offers available, isn’t it? Screenshot by Liz Lopatto

Amazon isn’t the only platform with the problem, though its listings are a lot more fun than whatever’s going on with Twitter / X. Check this out:

Elon Musk’s plan to get rid of the bots is going great, why do you ask? Screenshot by Liz Lopatto

Hm, I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that a bunch of these accounts “❤️ Memecoin.” Or maybe OpenAI itself ❤️s Memecoin, who am I to say?