Zuckerberg Just Had the Most Humiliating Day of His Life, But His Hair Looked Great

In 2018, Mark Zuckerberg waltzed into the halls of Congress for the most high-profile moment of his career. He was pale and glass-eyed, his tie wrapped loosely around his neck, and his hair cropped high and thin in a bizarre homage to Augustus Caesar. His speech was practiced and robotic, and while his performance made … Read more

Users Flock to Threads as X Suffers Largest Outage Since Musk Takeover

Photo: Chesnot (Getty Images) Over 90,000 users on X experienced an outage on Thursday morning, marking the platform’s most severe outage since Elon Musk’s takeover in October of 2022, according to Bloomberg. Data from Google Trends shows that many users rushed to Mark Zuckerberg’s Threads during the outage. Mr. Tweet Fumbles Super Bowl Tweet X … Read more

X Is a Flop One Year Later—Paris Hilton to the Rescue

There’s very little that’s surprising about Elon Musk’s flailing X anymore. Now, a year after he finally purchased the platform, the data is in and the outcome is to be expected: X is not doing so hot. Mr. Tweet Fumbles Super Bowl Tweet SimilarWeb reports that global web traffic to the platform was down in … Read more