‘Vanderpump Guidelines’ reunion: Probably the most Scandovalous quotes

Half one of many long-awaited Vanderpump Guidelines reunion aired on Wednesday evening, and the Scandoval didn’t disappoint. The episode was brimming with quotable moments — some stated in anger, and others for optimum meme potential.

Now, for those who’re not absolutely in control on the Scandoval, we coated the fundamentals when the information first broke. Principally, longtime forged member Tom Sandoval cheated on his life accomplice and fellow forged member, Ariana Madix, with one other fellow forged member, Raquel Leviss, who was beforehand engaged to, you guessed it, forged member James Kennedy. There’s SO rather more to it, however that is the gist.

As an alternative of recapping the complete episode, we determined it could be extra enjoyable to gather the most effective quotes, because the Pump forged is so imminently quotable. Listed here are six quotes that assist sum up the dramatic first a part of the three-part reunion.

1. “You are a worm with a mustache.” — James Kennedy to Tom Sandoval

I will probably be fascinated about this for a very long time. Kennedy drops an all-time insult on Sandoval. Does it make any actual sense? No. However does it ship the purpose? You guess your ass. Here is the clip.

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2. “I am far more ripped than you.” — Kennedy, once more, to Sandoval

So this quote bought a bit misplaced as a result of it straight preceded “worm with a mustache,” however it’s deeply hilarious. Kennedy is speaking about how he would beat up Sandoval in a battle after the so-called mustachioed worm instructed him, “Get in my face once more, I’ll fuck you up, motherfucker.” Kennedy didn’t take that properly.

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“I’ll fuck you up so shortly, take a look at me bro,” Kennedy stated whereas being held again. “I am far more ripped than you.”

3. “My playing cards!” — Andy Cohen, with deep unhappiness.

Within the immediately iconic kerfuffle between Kennedy and Sandoval, Bravo ringmaster Andy Cohen had his playing cards, which, presumably, held his questions and speaking factors, knocked free from his arms and onto the ground. Cohen, ever so sadly, stated, “My playing cards,” in what seemed like a plea for civility as the 2 bros shouted and peacocked on stage.

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4. “Oh no, did you guys not put your timelines collectively to match?” — Lala Kent, with the sarcasm of 1,000 suns

At one level Tom Schwartz, greatest buddy of Sandoval, let it slip that he heard concerning the affair in August, which did not appear to line up with the story instructed by Sandoval. Kent fired this again instantly. Properly finished.

5. “Be a person, mate. Pull your self collectively. Fucking crocodile tears. Pussy.” — Kennedy, persevering with to go scorched Earth on Sandoval.

Pay attention, the insult might have finished with out the ultimate phrase. However Kennedy did instantly soar on Sandoval when he began attempting to cry. And that is the important thing, Sandoval simply wasn’t a adequate actor to drag off tears on the spot. It was so clearly faked and the forged put him in his place immediately.

6. [Blank concerned stare into a monitor.] — Raquel Leviss

Leviss wasn’t capable of actually take part within the first a part of the reunion as a result of she had filed a restraining order in opposition to forged member Scheana Shay for an alleged assault. Producers, brilliantly, parked Leviss in a trailer 100 toes from the stage the place she might watch Sandoval get eaten alive. Time and again they’d lower to Leviss looking-on, and it was excessive camp and comedy.

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There are TWO extra episode of reunion coming our means and, so long as James Kennedy is concerned, we’re just about assured extra fantastic quotes down the road.